Song of the Day: "Every Other Time" by LFO
Goodness... with a name like "Lyte Funky Ones" you've got to wonder how they came up with ANY good songs at all... no wonder they decided to abbreviate. It's kind of like KFC. After a while everyone started getting scared of fried food... so what did Kentucky Fried Chicken do? change their name to KFC... Yeah, that really helped... On to more grisly stuff... my little brother received his yearbook today. You'd think that in 1000 guys at an all-boy school, there would be at least one hot one... nope. and the art was just PUTRID. I know there are guys who can draw awesomely... like Jack Zhang and Jon and Mon... this was LACKING in the Bellarmine yearbook. Not only that, they filled 75% of the damn thing with articles about "how awesome" Bellarmine is. I did flip through the pictures for a while. I came to the conclusion that the class of 2004 has the ugliest guys in the whole entire world. And that is regardless of school, too. Whether it's my school... your school... whatever... yes, all the guys in your current junior class are BUTT UGLY. We should be the "skipped generation" the "hot" gene must've SKIPPED a year. After a while i swear my eyes began to water. Something in the back of my brain said "This is WRONG!!! Where are the girls?" gradually, they all start to blur as one big picture. In the seniors especially. After staring at the same suit 200 different times the only thing that was changing were heads. Heck, they don't even have to take senior portraits... just take a picture of the suit and paste different people's heads on it. Can you believe my brother paid $85 for that piece of crap? Not only is it in black and white, the pictures are FRIGGIN TINY! I paid $65 for MY yearbook and it's in full color... *Shakes head* Man... i think i need to go throw up now.
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